This week’s question: A Seychelles giant tortoise named Jonathan recently turned 191. Despite being the world’s oldest living land animal, he still has a “keen” appetite and a “good libido,” said a veterinarian. In seven or fewer words, come up with a thoughtful birthday card message for Jonathan.
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How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to contest@theweek.com. Please include your name, address and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, please type “Tortoise birthday” in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, Dec. 12. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page of the Dec. 22 issue and at theweek.com/puzzles on Dec. 15. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit. All entries become property of The Week.
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The Week’s contest: Tortoise birthday
