This week’s question: Wannabe tough guys in Russia are paying plastic surgeons to give them the “cauliflower ears” usually seen on boxers and MMA fighters. If a cosmetic surgeon were to open a clinic in the U.S. where non-pugilist patients can receive such heavyweight scars, what should the business be titled?
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The Week contest: MMA makeover
