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Having thoroughly enjoyed the thud and blunder of Monday night’s tremendously entertaining draw between Manchester United and Bournemouth, Football Daily found itself stifling a yawn during the post-match discourse. Much of the chatter focused on tactical tweaks Ruben Amorim may or may not have made to his preferred 3-4-2-1 formation, a debate roughly equivalent to Titanic passengers discussing the second violinist’s tempo as the ballroom tilted into the Atlantic. It was a measure of the Old Trafford chaos that pundits couldn’t decide definitively if Amorim had consciously abandoned his “non-negotiable” back three policy, or if his system simply dissolved in the evening’s chaos. Asked to clarify, United’s head coach offered cheeky obfuscation. “That is for you to discuss, not for me,” he parped. “I know you guys know that I trained this week with a back four. I don’t know how [you know], but that is a good thing for you to discuss.”
Oh, come on, Big Website, you’re not even trying. How could you have gone with ‘Nice plunged into crisis after fans’ dissent goes too far in physical assault’ when ‘Nice not nice’ was right there staring you in the face? PS: it’s good to see that Big Sir Jim’s other team are doing about as well as you’d expect” – Noble Francis.
Could I suggest that the Celtic Park ultras pay a small royalty to football’s biggest friend, Donald Trump, and immediately order a container-load of green and white baseball caps with the slogan ‘Martin Was Right About Everything’. With nine days to go until Christmas they will fly off the shelves” – John Collins.
Re: Celtic being a shambles (yesterday’s Football Daily) – a brilliant and funny article. Many thanks” – Simon Webber (and no others).
Joining in with my fellow Americans, Tyler T and Daniel Stauss, may I offer my apology to the universe for the selection of US Soccer’s mascot for the Geopolitics World Cup. Don’t know how Banner will survive in the heat” — JJ Zucal.
Continue reading…Sign up now! Sign up now! Sign up now? Sign up now!Having thoroughly enjoyed the thud and blunder of Monday night’s tremendously entertaining draw between Manchester United and Bournemouth, Football Daily found itself stifling a yawn during the post-match discourse. Much of the chatter focused on tactical tweaks Ruben Amorim may or may not have made to his preferred 3-4-2-1 formation, a debate roughly equivalent to Titanic passengers discussing the second violinist’s tempo as the ballroom tilted into the Atlantic. It was a measure of the Old Trafford chaos that pundits couldn’t decide definitively if Amorim had consciously abandoned his “non-negotiable” back three policy, or if his system simply dissolved in the evening’s chaos. Asked to clarify, United’s head coach offered cheeky obfuscation. “That is for you to discuss, not for me,” he parped. “I know you guys know that I trained this week with a back four. I don’t know how [you know], but that is a good thing for you to discuss.”Oh, come on, Big Website, you’re not even trying. How could you have gone with ‘Nice plunged into crisis after fans’ dissent goes too far in physical assault’ when ‘Nice not nice’ was right there staring you in the face? PS: it’s good to see that Big Sir Jim’s other team are doing about as well as you’d expect” – Noble Francis.Could I suggest that the Celtic Park ultras pay a small royalty to football’s biggest friend, Donald Trump, and immediately order a container-load of green and white baseball caps with the slogan ‘Martin Was Right About Everything’. With nine days to go until Christmas they will fly off the shelves” – John Collins.Re: Celtic being a shambles (yesterday’s Football Daily) – a brilliant and funny article. Many thanks” – Simon Webber (and no others).Joining in with my fellow Americans, Tyler T and Daniel Stauss, may I offer my apology to the universe for the selection of US Soccer’s mascot for the Geopolitics World Cup. Don’t know how Banner will survive in the heat” — JJ Zucal. Continue reading…
