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The Premier League’s big return this weekend brings to mind the story of Chuck Cunningham. No, he’s not a flinty young American prospect snapped up on deadline day; he was Richie Cunningham’s older brother on US sitcom Happy Days. Chuck was a bit-part character played by three different actors – until one day, he said goodnight to the family, headed upstairs and simply never came back down again. His clumsy departure gave rise to “Chuck Cunningham Syndrome”, where characters change appearance, relocate or disappear altogether to leave viewers scratching their heads.
We are a big store but they were very lucky we had enough boots in stock that were the right size. They paid between £200 and £230 for each pair and £30 for the shin guards. We have had the odd player come in because they have left their boots behind but never the entire team” – a local sports shop owner in Bergen, Andre Gullord, had a day to remember after a number of Manchester United players’ boots were lost en route to their Women’s Bigger Cup qualifier game at Brann on Thursday. United were forced to buy replacements just hours before the crucial first-leg tie, which they lost 1-0. “We are investigating how this happened,” sighed a club statement, with the bill thought to be around £4,000. “In the meantime, we have secured new boots for all the affected players.” In cost-saving measures that are sure to please penny-pinching billionaire Big Sir Jim Ratcliffe, midfielder Lisa Naalsund, who is from Bergen, asked her mother to bring some boots to the stadium for her.
Rather than adding a further round to the promotion playoffs [yesterday’s full email edition], I wonder if the EFL has thought of having all 24 teams involved. Maybe they could all play each other home and away to make it fairer, with some kind of points system for determining places” – Adrian Riley.
Not humorous but I need to get this off my chest so maybe you’ll consider inclusion [make your own jokes here – Football Daily Ed]. Why are the Championship’s televised fixtures so inconsiderate of away fans? Ipswich host Sheffield United at 8pm on Friday, leaving Blades fans with a trip home from Suffolk after 10pm. Tomorrow, Charlton v Millwall is at 12.30pm – wouldn’t it be kinder to have played these games the other way round? I know it’s all about the money, but travelling supporters are a key part of the atmosphere, would it really hurt to treat them with a little more respect?” – Glynn Marshall.
One of my ‘favourite’ things about Football Daily are the verb choices for quotes in the News, Bits and Bobs section [full email edition]. Over the last year, I’ve been keeping a tally to determine the most frequent selections. At the top of the table, with 63 uses, we have ‘roared,’ edging out ‘cheered,’ which finished on 57. ‘Sighed’, ‘sniffed’, ‘tooted’ and ‘whooped’ will have to battle it out in the playoffs. Among the more colourful one-off entries for the last year: ‘Shizzled,’ ‘rhapsodised,’ ‘Redknapped’ and ‘Aretha Franklin-ed’. Keep up the ‘good’ work” – Chad Thomas.
I just saw footage of Romario, actually 59, still nutmegging opponents and scoring goals à la Dennis Bergkamp v Newcastle. He’s a free agent and I believe Chelsea are still looking for a striker” – Yannick Woustra.
This is an extract from our daily football email … Football Daily. To get the full version, just visit this page and follow the instructions.
Continue reading…Sign up now! Sign up now! Sign up now? Sign up now!The Premier League’s big return this weekend brings to mind the story of Chuck Cunningham. No, he’s not a flinty young American prospect snapped up on deadline day; he was Richie Cunningham’s older brother on US sitcom Happy Days. Chuck was a bit-part character played by three different actors – until one day, he said goodnight to the family, headed upstairs and simply never came back down again. His clumsy departure gave rise to “Chuck Cunningham Syndrome”, where characters change appearance, relocate or disappear altogether to leave viewers scratching their heads.We are a big store but they were very lucky we had enough boots in stock that were the right size. They paid between £200 and £230 for each pair and £30 for the shin guards. We have had the odd player come in because they have left their boots behind but never the entire team” – a local sports shop owner in Bergen, Andre Gullord, had a day to remember after a number of Manchester United players’ boots were lost en route to their Women’s Bigger Cup qualifier game at Brann on Thursday. United were forced to buy replacements just hours before the crucial first-leg tie, which they lost 1-0. “We are investigating how this happened,” sighed a club statement, with the bill thought to be around £4,000. “In the meantime, we have secured new boots for all the affected players.” In cost-saving measures that are sure to please penny-pinching billionaire Big Sir Jim Ratcliffe, midfielder Lisa Naalsund, who is from Bergen, asked her mother to bring some boots to the stadium for her.Rather than adding a further round to the promotion playoffs [yesterday’s full email edition], I wonder if the EFL has thought of having all 24 teams involved. Maybe they could all play each other home and away to make it fairer, with some kind of points system for determining places” – Adrian Riley.Not humorous but I need to get this off my chest so maybe you’ll consider inclusion [make your own jokes here – Football Daily Ed]. Why are the Championship’s televised fixtures so inconsiderate of away fans? Ipswich host Sheffield United at 8pm on Friday, leaving Blades fans with a trip home from Suffolk after 10pm. Tomorrow, Charlton v Millwall is at 12.30pm – wouldn’t it be kinder to have played these games the other way round? I know it’s all about the money, but travelling supporters are a key part of the atmosphere, would it really hurt to treat them with a little more respect?” – Glynn Marshall.One of my ‘favourite’ things about Football Daily are the verb choices for quotes in the News, Bits and Bobs section [full email edition]. Over the last year, I’ve been keeping a tally to determine the most frequent selections. At the top of the table, with 63 uses, we have ‘roared,’ edging out ‘cheered,’ which finished on 57. ‘Sighed’, ‘sniffed’, ‘tooted’ and ‘whooped’ will have to battle it out in the playoffs. Among the more colourful one-off entries for the last year: ‘Shizzled,’ ‘rhapsodised,’ ‘Redknapped’ and ‘Aretha Franklin-ed’. Keep up the ‘good’ work” – Chad Thomas.I just saw footage of Romario, actually 59, still nutmegging opponents and scoring goals à la Dennis Bergkamp v Newcastle. He’s a free agent and I believe Chelsea are still looking for a striker” – Yannick Woustra.This is an extract from our daily football email … Football Daily. To get the full version, just visit this page and follow the instructions. Continue reading…
