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Welcome to the 1,549th edition of Let’s All Laugh at Chelsea™, in which Football Daily riffs on the club’s latest defeat, at Championship middlers Middlesbrough in their Fizzy Cup semi-final first leg. Boro goalscorer Hayden Hackney was already the subject of interest from Tottenham, Manchester United and Liverpool before his well-taken goal, which means he’ll probably be a Chelsea player by the time the second leg rolls around.
George Ferzoco (yesterday’s letter on Pulp Fiction) seems a little tense – can I suggest a foot massage?” – Mike Rice.
Saturday: Pshaw! Where are all the cup upsets, this is boring. Tuesday: How has this big club lost to a smaller club? This is the end times! I hate modern football” – Darren Leathley.
So, Mr Tickle kept goal for Wigan against Manchester United. That’s Sam Tickle. With extraordinarily long arms, obviously. We definitely need a Mr Men team: Mr (Ian) Rush, Mr Marvellous (Nakamba), Mr Small(ing), Mr Clever(ley), Mr (Evander) Sno(w) would definitely make my squad. Nominations for Mr Uppity, Mr Clumsy, Mr Greedy, Mr Strong, Mr Good, Mr Tall, Mr Topsy-Turvy and more would be welcomed” – Tony Walsh.
Re: Friday’s Football Daily made me reflect on Mackems owner Kyril Louis-Dreyfus’ age of 26. He’s like one of those Apprentice chumps who think they’re on to a sure-fire winner, like selling cash-and-carry cheese in France, before being told by Lord Sour their scheme to redecorate their own bar with Sunderland-hating phrases and images was ‘the worst thing ever seen in this boardroom’ and they were a ‘bladdy disgrace’, before being in no uncertain terms ‘fired’. Fans can’t sack the board though, no matter how many times they sing it” – Alex Plumb.
Continue reading…Sign up now! Sign up now! Sign up now? Sign up now!Welcome to the 1,549th edition of Let’s All Laugh at Chelsea™, in which Football Daily riffs on the club’s latest defeat, at Championship middlers Middlesbrough in their Fizzy Cup semi-final first leg. Boro goalscorer Hayden Hackney was already the subject of interest from Tottenham, Manchester United and Liverpool before his well-taken goal, which means he’ll probably be a Chelsea player by the time the second leg rolls around.George Ferzoco (yesterday’s letter on Pulp Fiction) seems a little tense – can I suggest a foot massage?” – Mike Rice.Saturday: Pshaw! Where are all the cup upsets, this is boring. Tuesday: How has this big club lost to a smaller club? This is the end times! I hate modern football” – Darren Leathley.So, Mr Tickle kept goal for Wigan against Manchester United. That’s Sam Tickle. With extraordinarily long arms, obviously. We definitely need a Mr Men team: Mr (Ian) Rush, Mr Marvellous (Nakamba), Mr Small(ing), Mr Clever(ley), Mr (Evander) Sno(w) would definitely make my squad. Nominations for Mr Uppity, Mr Clumsy, Mr Greedy, Mr Strong, Mr Good, Mr Tall, Mr Topsy-Turvy and more would be welcomed” – Tony Walsh.Re: Friday’s Football Daily made me reflect on Mackems owner Kyril Louis-Dreyfus’ age of 26. He’s like one of those Apprentice chumps who think they’re on to a sure-fire winner, like selling cash-and-carry cheese in France, before being told by Lord Sour their scheme to redecorate their own bar with Sunderland-hating phrases and images was ‘the worst thing ever seen in this boardroom’ and they were a ‘bladdy disgrace’, before being in no uncertain terms ‘fired’. Fans can’t sack the board though, no matter how many times they sing it” – Alex Plumb. Continue reading…
